Chapter 34 - Introspection
As it turned out, the keyword was âintrospect,â which hadnât even been within Lilliaâs top ten guesses. Havoc chimed in with it as an option just as Lillia was getting to âdisplay.â
âIntrospect?â Lillia asked after the text in the mirror changed from short snippets to long explanations. âWhy would it be introspect?â
âBeats me, kid,â Havoc said. He was still on the other side of the room, now attempting to climb into the pieces of Sir Nobodyâs armor that Lillia had poured out of her inventory for him. âJust heard some adventurers say it upstairs.â
âInspect, Iâd get,â Lillia said, âbut introspect?â
âWhatâs that even mean?â
âIt means to look inside yourself,â Lillia answered. âWhich kinda makes it make sense for looking into skills butâYouâd figure it would be âinspectâ or something.â
âGuess so.â Havoc grunted. Something metal splashed. Havoc cursed.
âWait, Havoc. You said you heard adventurers say it all the time. Is there a mirror in your room?â
âOf course not! Who would want a mirror in their room? Theyâre so easy to break.â
âYeah. True.â Lillia lied. Of all the arguments worth having with Havoc, this didnât seem like one of them. If someone couldnât understand the inherent importance of checking their hair in the morning, then there was nothing worth talking to them about in terms of fashion.
âSo did they have mirrors?â Lillia asked. She only asked the question aloud because they were already talking. If the adventurers had been in Havocâs room with a mirror, that meant they would have had to bring a mirror in themselves.
Time for Lillia to find her way back to Rickshaw.
Assuming there was a way back. Resting would bring them to the Architect, and they did not have Vianaffir or any of the other weapons Lillia had earned. They had a rusty knife, some scraps, and whatever Havoc could do in borrowed armor.
Well, first it was time for some introspection. That was a possible solution.
âIntrospect: Heiressâ Blessingâ
The mirror housed the new wall of text. Lillia read out loud.
[Heiressâ Blessing - Support: Enhancement]
[The Princess designates a champion as she sees fit.]
[Once a party member or friendly creature has been marked as champion, they receive several benefits while they can see the Princess, the Princess can see them, or they are within [60] feet of the Princess. These effects last a short time.]
[When under the effects of Heiressâ Blessing, the champion gains immense bravery and any wounds received heal over time. The benefit of this healing effect grows greater if the Princess is injured, based on the degree of the injury.]
[If this ability is self-cast by the Princess, she temporarily receives the benefit of bravery, but no other effects.]
[The Princess can only have one champion at a time. The Princess can only have a champion if she is alive.]
âThat last part is ominous,â Lillia said. During her explanation, Havoc had offered the occasional âuh huhâ but most of his responses had been grunting from struggling with the armor. âAnd how am I supposed to keep track of sixty feet?â Lillia asked.
âCome on. You know what sixty feet is, kid.â
âI can assure you I donât.â
She heard Havoc get up. âYouâre telling me, you donât know how far that wall is?â
Lillia looked around to the three walls she could see. No, she didnât know how many feet each of them was away. âI canât see what wall youâre pointing at, Havoc.â
âThis one,â Havoc said as he came around the corner. He hadnât managed to get any of the upper half on yet, but heâd strung some of the lower plates from Sir Nobodyâs armor together.
He didnât look like a knight, but at least he was only indecent in the courtly manner.
Lillia checked the wall. âTwenty feet?â
âThirty-five,â Havoc corrected. âGive or take a foot on either end.â Havoc adjusted the codpiece. âDonât you royal types get educated?â
âOf course. I know how to measure something.â
âThen how far away is that wall?â He pointed at another one, behind Lillia.
âTwenty feet,â Lillia said without turning to look at it.
âThatâs right.â
âReally?â
âOf course not,â Havoc said. âYou ainât gonna get better at this if you donât try.â
Lillia sighed and turned back to the mirror. For the sake of decency, sheâd wrapped the cloak around herself, but now it was a sopping wet reminder of the person whoâd given it to her. She sneered at the lilac fabric. As her focus broke the text on the screen dismissed itself.
Lillia looked from the mirror to Havoc.
There was, technically, one very obvious way to find out what âchampionâ meant.
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âHey Havoc?â Lillia asked.
âYes?â
âI name you my champion.â
There was a brilliant flash around the hobgoblin. He jumped, sending several hastily strapped-on plates splashing back down into the shallows between pools. Once it cleared, Havoc was covered in a thin veil of rose-gold sparkles. He tried to rub them off. Lillia giggled.
So that was what happened when she named someone else her champion.
âIs that one of the abilities you were talking about?â Havoc asked. âDoes it have to be this glittery?â
âI think it looks good!â Good was a stretch, but maybe better. At least it was somewhat of a fashion decision.
âCan you takeâŚâ Havoc checked both his arms and then held up a hand to stop Lillia from testing. âOne second.â
âOkay whââ
Havoc dragged his claws across his left arm. Blood spilled down into the pool.
Lillia shrieked. If she wasnât already standing on one of the pools to look into the mirror, she would have fallen into one.
The wound on Havocâs arm stitched itself shut, blood retreating back into his body. The hobgoblin frowned at the wound, lifted up his claw to strike again.
âNo, donât!â Lillia said. âDonât do that again! It was awful. Stop. Stop.â
âOh, come on, Lillia, youâve seen enough of my blood,â Havoc said. He wound his arm back up, but stopped as Lillia started to struggle her way out of the pool, fighting both the weight of the cloak and the need to keep it wrapped around her as she extricated herself in the water.
âDonât!â Lillia heaved herself onto the shore with all the grace of a lilac whale. âDidnât it hurt the first time?â
ââCourse it hurt. I was bleedinâ like hell.â Havoc lowered his hand as he watched Lillia worm her way across the shallows.
âThen why would you do it?â
âGotta know now when itâs safe. Right?â
âWhy would you do it again?â Lillia pulled herself up, crushing chitin in her hand as she did. There were still tears in the chitterpede battle gown from her battle with Eisel.
âMeasure twice, cut once.â
âThen cut once, Havoc!â Lillia said. âWe only have so many lives to go around. I donât want you getting sepsis and dying.â
âSepsis?â
âFrom dirty water.â
Havoc looked down. âWaterâs clean.â
âYou havenât seen what came off me last time I was in here,â Lillia said. Just thinking about the caked-on blood and bug guts made her shiver.
Havoc nodded along with Lillia and dropped it once it was clear the thought was bothering her. Twice, as he shifted around, he had to adjust the way the ill-fitting armor sat on him.
Eventually he walked over to Lillia on his way to the mirror sheâd been using. He laid his hand on her shoulder as he did, just for a moment.
Lillia didnât have time to dive in for the hug.
Havoc sat down on the edge of the pool beneath Lilliaâs statue. He looked into the mirror for a long time. The princess watched as he traced some of the wrinkles on his cheeks with his claws.
âBeen a while since I had one of these,â he said. âLook the same as I did when I came here.â The idea sat there for a moment. âMore tired, maybe.â
Lillia sat down beside Havoc. When the two were sitting, she wasnât that much taller than he was, her legs were just much deeper in the pool. âI look a lot worse than I did when I got in here,â Lillia said. âMissing the hairclips.â
Havoc stopped tracing lines to shake his head. He didnât see Lillia smiling at her success behind him. The head shaking slowed and Havoc spoke up. âWhat was the thing you used to save me?â
âThe skill?â Lillia asked.
âYeah.â
âIntrospect: Emergency Knighting,â she said. There was suddenly a wall of text on the mirror. She didnât read it at first. âThatâs the skill.â
âThat make me a knight?â
âMakes you an adventurer,â Lillia said. âI think.â
âYou think?â
âWell,â Lillia almost bit her tongue. How much was she supposed to tell Havoc? HeâŚworked for the dungeon and using the skill on him had been subverting it.
At least according to Eisel, but fuck that guy.
âI donât think it was supposed to work that way, but it did,â Lillia said. She laid her hands in her lap as she spoke. âDoesnât really matter how it was supposed to work, does it?â
âThink it does,â Havoc narrowed his eyes. Lillia hadnât known him for long, but his skepticism of something that had saved him fit perfectly into the Havoc-shaped space in her head.
The wall of text still pulsed in the mirror. The interface was trying to ensure that Lillia knew it was an answer, but would she have even tried to save Havoc the same way if she had known how things were âsupposedâ to work?
There was a better way to figure it out.
âHavoc. I name you knight.â
âLillia, how long does thââ
âI grant you this title, along with the status and privilege that come alongside it.â
There was a bright flash between them that somehow touched neither of the pair. It was too much light for Lilliaâs eyes to process, but she didnât feel the need to look away.
The air around Havoc sizzled. The hobgoblin recoiled from Lillia and he checked his hands. Once he was sure they were still there he shot up and patted down each part he cared about. Head. Codpiece. Stomach. Legs.
Lillia shook her head at the typical male order of priority. Just as she was about to comment, her attention locked on something above Havocâs head.
[Havoc: Blacksmith - Level 14]
âYouâre Level Fourteen?!â
âI have a level?â Havoc looked up to try and see what Lillia was looking at.
âWhat the hell! Iâm level⌠four,â Lillia said. She hadnât figured out whether any of her recent suffering had been worth a level in the eyes of the dungeon.
âI have a level?â
âYouâre a Level 14 Blacksmith,â Lillia said with venom she usually reserved for court.
âBlacksmith?â Havoc echoed. âWhat kind of class is Blacksmith?â
âItâs better than Princess.â
Havoc looked over to Lillia. âDid you hear the same thing you read to me?â
âI donât know if that ability is good, Havoc,â Lillia said, âand Blacksmith sounds more like it belongs down here than Princess does.â
âWellââ Havoc clicked his tongue and nodded along with Lilliaâs point. âI donât know if itâs good either. At least compared to what the other classes might be able to do.â
Lillia thought about it for a moment. If Princess and Blacksmith were going to be something, and neither of them had enough context to judge properly, then Lillia saw no reason they could not decide both classes were strong.
It sounded as empty as âbelieve in yourself.â Because it was.
Havoc waved at the air in front of himself. Once. Twice. âHow the hell do you get rid of this thing?â Havoc asked.
âLook past it,â Lillia said. As she said it, there was a mix of pride and stone in her stomach. On one hand, she was helping someone else learn something sheâd just started to get the hang of. On the other hand, if she were the mentor, they were in trouble.
Havoc stared at the far wall. âThis is going to take some getting used to.â
âHow long do you have?â Lillia asked. She checked the mirror.
[Addendum - If Emergency Knighting is cast on a friendly creature outside the Adventurer system, they are granted the status of Adventurer and set to an appropriate level and class for their person.]
[Like the other effects of Emergency Knighting, this effect lasts until the next Rest.]
âUntil we rest at the Hearth,â Lillia said, âor here. Which is apparently also a Hearth.â
Lillia made a mental note to ask Rickshaw about that when she saw him again.
âOkay,â Havoc said, âand if we need to sleep here. How the hell are we going to get out?â
Lillia stopped looking at the mirror. âPardon?â
âDo you see a door, Lillia?â
âWhen I rested, I was brought to the chamber outside with theâŚâ Lillia trailed off.
âSpellmite Architect?â Havoc suggested.
âYeah,â Lillia said. They didnât have weapons.
They wouldnât be able to get past the Architect.
If there was one place sheâd been so far that the Hearth couldnât reach, it was there.
Havoc rested against the pedestal of Lilliaâs statue. As he leaned, he looked up to it and then nodded approvingly. âWell. Itâs been a while, but Iâd better get to work then.â
Lillia was busy staring at herself wrought in stone and being jealous of her hair. âWork?â
âI have the blacksmith class, Lillia. I should be able to make something,â he said. ââYou still got that bloodfang?â Havoc asked.
Lillia looked up.
He flexed his claws.
âThen letâs make a way out.â