Chapter 4 - Ickier Bridges
What was the point of being pushed one bridge too far if the other side only held a series of grosser, ickier bridges?
In the morning, when sheâd woken up in her silky sheets, Lillia would have had some choice words for anyone who suggested she wear a bug shell.
The first word was âGuards!â The second and third were âSeize them.â
There were no guards here; the closest thing was a skeleton on the landing below Lillia. This was her metaphorical tower. That would have made Lillia one of those princesses from her old stories, except those stories had been less gross, and there had usually been a handsome prince only ten pages away.
There was no prince, and she was in a mangled gown soaked through with things she didnât want to name. Lillia glared at the words floating in front of her until they stopped making her skin crawl and began to make her skin itch.
[Equip Defensive Item - Chitterpede Chitin?]
âIâm not gonna do it. Iâd rather die.â
The text didnât respond. The text never responded. That was fine. She knew what she had to do, but she was a princess, which meant complaining was her birthright.
[Equip Defensive Item - Chitterpede Chitin?]
âI said never,â Lillia reaffirmed.
This place had at least made picking a skill and grabbing her rations connected to her thought. The text kept asking about the chitin as her attention waxed and waned. That meant she was still considering it.
No, she wasnât! That was ridiculous. A princess would neverâŚ
Despite being beside the fire, Lillia shivered. Several strands of the princessâ chestnut hair fell in front of her eyes. Her wonderful hair was already matted and tangled instead of straight and silky, just one of a thousand things that would mortify her if she saw them in a mirror.
Fine.
Lillia reached toward her dress and thought about the chitin. She tried to think of it as anything other than gross chunks and bile, but she still hesitated on the edge of her dress before plunging her hand into the âpocketâ within.
It was clean, smooth, slightly iridescent in the dancing firelight, and lighter than she thought it would be. If she hadnât known where it had come from, Lillia might have believed it was a new luxury standard. There was a reason people went diving into the dungeons of their own accord.
[Equip Defensive Item - Chitterpede Chitin?]
Lillia rolled her eyes. âWhatever. Sure. You win.â
She turned the chitin repeatedly in her hand. How was she supposed to pronounce that again?
The chitin dissolved. That was the only word for it. The piece in her hand broke apart into something finer than dust and swept across her skin like an icy wind. Lillia yelped and nearly threw herself into the campfire trying to brush it off, but it was already gone. Or rather, it was already done.
Lilliaâs dress hadnât dissolved. It was simply gone. She uncurled and her new gown rattled. A thousand little plates had been woven over one another to match the billowing gown sheâd been wearing. The rainbow sheen of the chitin shimmered in dozens of different ways in the fireâs glow. Lillia might as well have been wearing gemstones.
Sheâd never been one for subtle dresses, but this was pushing it.
There were two main differences from the dress sheâd been wearingâbesides the fact that it was made of bug, which Lillia was decidedly choosing to ignore. The first was that she had lost the swooping neckline sheâd worn to distract courtiers; it had been replaced with a tall collar that only cut off near her jaw. The second, and most critical development, was that the new dress came with gloves.
As long as Lillia didnât consider that gloves meant she was always hands-on with the bug, that was a massive improvement. Plus the bug was already touching much worse places.
The text changed as Lillia focused on the details of the dress. She continued to look past it for a time, catching the shimmer of the chitin in the firelight and observing the details, from the way the scales grew dull near her throat to the fact that her gloves ended in almost sharp-tipped fingers. Practically claws.
[Chitterpede Chitin Battle Gown - Level 1 - Princess Class Exclusive]
[This item was crafted using the skill âAdaptive Regaliaâ and will revert to a basic material if removed or if the wearer loses the Princess class.]
[Provides a minor (+2) defensive bonus against slashing and piercing damage. The first [2] instances of damage the Princess would receive are instead absorbed by the armour.]
[Born in a process that discovered beauty the chitterpede didnât know it had in life. In death it demands attention, shimmering to attract all eyes to its wearer.]
Lillia frowned at the description. First, she didnât understand what most of that meant in practical terms. Second, she didnât appreciate the idea that the dead bug had agency.
The new armour was comfortable, unfurling around Lillia as she stood up and stretched her legs. Compared to anything a knight would wear, it was still ill-suited for battle, but Lillia had lived in dresses and gowns since birth. Battlemasters might have suggested pants, but Lillia would have felt ridiculous in anything that didnât flow as she moved.
Before moving on, Lillia twirled twice by the fire, letting the shimmer of the chitin dance around the room. Whatever the skill had done, it was impressive. Lillia was litheâshe preferred skinnyâbut she was taller than most of the other women in court. Stretching and multiplying the chitterpedeâs shell to cover her body seemed impossible.
Once sheâd finished spinning, Lillia caught herself beaming, almost showing teeth. It was unbecoming of her station to smile with anything other than her lips. Besides, she couldnât waste all day spinning.
Now that she was drier, Lillia could enjoy the fire for its own sake instead of simply needing it because she was wet and cold. It would have been nice; a warm fire was always tempting. Sleep would have been nice as well. Instead, Lilliaâs gaze lingered on the stairway down into the depths of the earth.
She had food to eat tomorrow morning, whenever that was, and that was it. As long as sheâd decided her aunt wasnât coming back to apologize, there wasnât much else to do. She would be down here untilâŚ
Until?
In his note, the knight on the landing said heâd been down in the dungeon for âtoo long.â Even after his death, heâd been on the landing long enough for his bones to brown and for his clothing to rot away.
It had been a long time since anyone else had been down here. A long time since Sir Nobody had given up.
Did that matter? If she was too young to take back the throne, then she was too young to stay trapped forever and too young to give up as he had. She had youthful vigor on her side. It was time to explore.
Another room waited for Lillia down the stairs. Another potential bug stood ready down in the dark below. Another horror hiding in the shadows of torchlight.
Lillia stared at the stairway.
No thank you. Not yet.
Lillia pulled a stick from the edge of the everburning campfire and lit it in the blaze. It wouldnât burn as long as a torch would, but the light it cast danced off the chitin and shone around her. The princess walked quickly back toward the entrance where sheâd gotten thrown in, fast enough to preserve the light, but not so fast as to put it out.
Sheâd walked every inch of the room sheâd fallen into, but sheâd never seen it.
The wooden door back to her original prison was ajar, almost inviting her back inside. Lillia paused with her hand on the door. The room had been empty before, but that didnât promise safety now. The chitterpede had hidden, something else could as well. Lillia drew Vianaffir and squeezed its handle as she pushed the door open.
Her first prison was larger than she remembered, but that could have been the dark playing tricks. The light reflecting off the princessâs armour shone against the flagstone, but didnât even reach the far wall.
Each of Lilliaâs steps was marked by a rainbow shimmer as she strode out into the darkness. She kept turning to check the door behind her, ensuring it was still there as she walked far enough into the room to lose sight of it. A slice of light cutting through the shadow was all that remained.
A rot settled in the pit of Lilliaâs stomach. Sheâd been in this room before, hadnât she? Sheâd paced it a hundred times and had never needed to walk this far. A chill found her spine and tucked in beside the rot. She tightened her grip on the torch and Vianaffir, white knuckles only hidden by her new gloves.
Lillia checked the door behind her.
The fire at the end of her âtorchâ struggled. If it went out sheâd be able to find her way back by the glow of the campfire. Right?
Lillia held the torch high, trying to spread the light as far as she could around herself as she crept forward into the circling darkness. Ten steps. Twenty. Thirty.
A single flagstone was out of place in the centre of the room, lighter than the rest and sitting just below the floorline. There was blood on the corner of the stone. Lillia didnât know if it was hers.
Lillia stopped short. Sheâd read enough stories to avoid stepping on the blatantly âwrongâ stone but that didnât mean she wasnât curious. The princess squinted into the darkness around her. There was nothing other than the crack in the open door.
Then there was a glow. Above her. Lillia saw the text as she looked toward a ceiling that was impossibly far away.
[The Five Point Fall]
[SSS Class Dungeon]
[Incomplete. The way is shut.]
Lilliaâs light snuffed out as she read, caught in a wind that shouldnât have been there. She strained her eyes against the darkness to try to see beyond the text. Cold settled in the back of her throat as she waved the âtorchâ around, trying to spur her fire back to life. Her fingers were suddenly frozen numb in their gloves.
Something scratched in the darkness around Lillia. Claws? Daggers? Something razor-sharp drew across the flagstone. The sound echoed off every wall she couldnât see, melding into a hissing cacophony that latched onto her spine.
Lillia threw away the useless stick and took Vianaffir in both hands. She held the blade straight out in front of her, pointing it far into the darkness. She was off-balance. She couldnât tell where it was coming from.
The scratching was nowhere and everywhere. Beside her and far away. Lillia tried to catch her breath, but everything was shallow and staggered. Chitin rattled as Lillia shook and spun, desperate to see something in the infinite dark.
A thin slice of light broke the darkness as Lillia turned in place. The glow of the campfire outside. A golden saviour.
What if the sound was coming from something close to the door? What ifâ
Whatever it was, it wasnât blocking the light right now.
Lillia took off toward the door. Her dress clattered as she sprinted across the room, the heels of her slippers clacking against the flagstone with each quickening step.
The scratching turned into a grind that Lillia felt in her teeth before she heard it with her ears.
Lillia let one hand fall off Vianaffir, struggling to hold the blade in the other as she pumped her arms as fast as she could. Ten steps. Twenty. Thirty.
The sound was everywhere and nowhere, so Lillia dove. The princess crashed into the half-open door with her shoulder and tumbled out into the glow of the cathedral. As she rolled over, she fell on the sword. It should have cut her. It didnât.
Lillia took too long to right herself, lying on her back and pointing Vianaffir toward the wide-open door. The darkness stared back at her, but nothing followed her out of it.
The seconds dragged on. The heartbeat in Lilliaâs ears gave way to the crackling fire behind her. The pit in her stomach acquiesced to soreness. The chill in her spine slid down into the flagstone.
The princess didnât move. Not until long after her breath had steadied and her eyes had started to wander. Each time she thought about heading back to the fire, she readjusted her grip on the blade and tried to see something in the void beyond the door.
Had there ever been anything there? Was she just that scared?
Lillia swallowed her heart back down and forced deep breaths. Eventually, she lowered her sword and allowed herself to blink. Lillia lay on the ground and sniffed twice. A single sob wracked her body. She didnât cry.
The ceiling of the cathedral looked as if it had been beautiful at one point. There had been murals up there before. Lillia could trace the lines with her eyes where the murals had broken away. There had been chandeliers too. Empty chains hung uselessly from wooden rafters erected between the stone arches. The lone chain above the campfire swayed, pushed by the swirling air above it.
Was that all part of the dungeon when the knight had been here? Or was this a church before it was the entrance ofâŚwhat was the name? The Five Point Fall.
Lillia pulled herself off the floor, chitin clattering as she dusted herself off and shook her head. Her hair fell down in chunks instead of soft brown strands. She was still trembling, but holding on to Vianaffir helped.
If nothing else, she could take solace in one thing. She knew that something being grade A meant it was good or strong. By that logic, an SSS-class dungeon was so far down the alphabet that the chitterpede might be one of the worst things she ran into down here.